Squirrelwifhat (SIF)

After the U.S. government seized and executed the squirrel "Peanut," squirrels across the country donned MAGA hats and launched a mass uprising. "For Peanut!" the squirrels shouted as they stormed government buildings. Over the past decades, anti-government sentiment had steadily built up among squirrels, and Peanut's death served as the spark that ignited the revolution. The uprising began in New York, where tens of thousands of squirrels gathered in Central Park, highly organized and disciplined. The squirrel army then set its sights on the Capitol.